…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
(Source: XO, via swansoning-archive)
“Get something for breakfast! I’m starving!”
“There’s nothing! We have nothing, we’re poor! Let’s make love again instead of eating.”
“NO! The things you do to me… I am so sore! Even my toenails hurt! Leave me alone.”
“Come on… You know you want it.”
Bill Bailey: utterly brilliant.
FACE. Farming and Countryside Education.
“A horse comes from an egg.”
“Those pigs over there? They’re not real.”